It's said that if monkeys hack long enough on a typewriter, than they will inexorably end up writing something that makes sense.
Let's see if this is also true for scientists...



Tuesday, 2 February 2010

American Football

I think it is a great relief for the rest of the world, that the US are not much interested in soccer.With their potential of people, enthusiasm for sport, money and avant-garde drugs, they could put up an all-star football (=soccer) team almost impossible to beat.

Friday, 29 January 2010

Admin satisfaction

Administrators feel the most useful and humane when they finally solve the problems that they created.

Wednesday, 20 January 2010

Modern statistics for the modern man

The HRA institutional results indicate that 64% of our employees who completed the HRA were overweight (27%) or obese (37%). Obesity has been shown to increase the risk of cancer, as well as coronary heart disease, stroke, high blood pressure and diabetes.


2 out of 3 persons are far too fat!


 The first phase of this initiative was launched in December with the installation of more than 100 food and beverage vending machines around the institution. The new machines offer more healthful snack items and diet sodas at lower or competitive pricing. The machines will contain 20% healthy food items.

Even the new health-improved machines offer 80% of unhealthy food! 

Congratulations to the managers of fast food producing facilities!

Wednesday, 16 December 2009

Nonlocality everywhere

From the 4th of December edition of 'Science': "Today, all experiments conclude that Nature is nonlocal".
If true, all ramifications of this may well turn the world as we know it upside down...

Restricted choice in adult H. sapiens

In any given situation in an adult's life, the amount of physically possible actions that one should NOT take is gargantuan.

Run Baby run

Forget 'Call of Duty' ... here's the true massacre!
http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

Thursday, 10 December 2009

Progress

In old times the saying went:
"Wherever you go, there you are."

now it is:
"Wherever you go, you are in your blackberry."

Tuesday, 24 November 2009

More Memory anyone?

From last week's Nature;
We can create mice with enhanced memory. These animals are very anxious and have a higher chance of getting cancer.
Forgetting seems as necessary as forgiving for a happy live.

Thursday, 19 November 2009

Civilised religion

I wonder: is religion just the attempt to reattain a thoughtless state we had before using our brain so much that we had to create civilisation?

Worry out of Eden

I wonder: was the garden eden just a time when humans didn't think (and hence worry) so much? Sometime before the first settlements, during the happy hunter and gatherer period, say before 50,000 BCE?

Laws of happiness

I wonder: what would be the minimum number of laws that, if strictly observed, would lead to violence-free happiness and justice?
10,000? more? or just one, such as 'do unto others as you would have them do unto yourself?'

Friday, 13 November 2009

The Inexorable Sophistication of Technology

The rational of technology is to make a solution to a problem increasingly sophisticated until it doesn't work any more. Then you have a new problem, much more sophisticated than the first one, for which one finds ever increasingly sophisticated solutions, until ...

Wednesday, 4 November 2009

Sex in Monte Carlo

Is sex in evolution what Monte Carlo is in simulated annealing?

Thursday, 22 October 2009

A prolific equation

I wonder how many scientists get cancer because they do cancer research (cancerogenous products, stress).
Do we create more cancer than we cure?

Wednesday, 14 October 2009

The Darwin-year God of Creation and Evolution

Dear Mr. Harun Yahya

A friend recently gave me your Atlas of Creation (Vol I), thinking I might find it inspiring.
This is indeed the case.
I am sure God will be pleased that you devote so much energy to prove his existence through making and distributing this wonderfully crafted book.
And it does indeed very convincingly prove God.
When looking through these pages, one can but feel that it is simply DIVINE, that all these fascinating and diverse creatures have, in fact, evolved from one single cell!
Because if God exists, then He/She is not only limited to 'Creation'. Man can create cars, and they will always be cars; Man can create houses that will always be houses. Man can even create new races of animals or plants. But Man can not create a single cell that evolves into a whole biosphere of a whole planet. We are limited, but God is everything, or God is not. Thus if God is Creation, He/She is also Evolution
Thank you for pointing this out to so many of us with your Atlas!
Yours
BLT

PS: In case you want to make an additional volume of this exciting series, please consider making an Atlas of Embryonic Development. It is fascinating how the embryos of all animals reproduce, in their mothers womb, the hundreds of million years of evolution of their species. From a single cell to their present state, including, for us, stages with webbing or a tail. And this is so much better documented than the sparse fossil record, and happens million times every day around us! The fact that the simple existence of you, me, everyone on this planet proves that God is Creation and Evolution, is certainly worth an Atlas.

Inner Answering-Machine (I AM)

autistic and enlightened humans, as well as probably animals use often a sort of instinctive, not directed cognition to find answers to complicated problems. They don't really think, they just listen, or see. Should I try and trust this first 'inner intuitive answer' for complicated and important matters?

>NO< says my inner intuitive answering machine.

So what? says my rational guided thought: If instinct answers NO, don't believe it, then the answer should be YES, believe it...!?

oh bugger.

Thursday, 17 September 2009

dilemma of faith

As a rational scientist, having judged all arguments, I came to the conclusion that it is favourable for the human being to be religious.
So rationally speaking, I have to be religious.
However 'religion' is a matter of faith, not of rationalism.
oh bugger.
any suggestions for available Gods suitable for rational scientists?

Tuesday, 7 July 2009

H. sapiens, limited edition

The problem of science: our senses and brain are adapted to survival, not to perceive the absolute and objective truth of all things.

Nature of Paradise

Our brain was big and complex for about 1 million years before we actually started to use it for complex actions and thoughts (tools, burial rites, social structures). Is that epoch the Paradise referred to in the Genesis? Is the apple the consciousness? Or the civilisation?
Paradise lost because consciousness gained?
Paradise lost because civilisation gained?
What about 'uncivilised' tribes? Do they die of stress, of fears? Do they hate their neighbours an does this stop them from sleeping? Are they as afraid of failing to hunt pray as we are of social failure? How afraid are they of disease and death?
In becoming civilised, we have lost the connection with Nature that they had. We have gained civilisation and consciousness instead. Fears of Nature have transformed into fears of civilisation. Have we advanced, or just shifted?

L'enfer, c'est les autres

Is it that our brain is so complex because our social system is so complex, or is our social system so complex, because our brain is so complex?