The true meaning of “do they know it’s Christmas”, band aid 30, explained.

It’s Christmas time – and there’s no need to be afraid

At Christmas time – we let in light – and banish shade

In other words, we buy our friends and family a lot of unnecessary gifts and eat too much food.

And in our world of plenty – we can spread a smile of joy

Over the past hundreds of years, using a mix of brute force and political interference, we’ve done a jolly good job in exploiting and messing up your continent, and, as a result, we are now much richer than you are, whereas most of your countries, unsurprisingly, still don’t do all that well. In return, as recompense, you get a smile of joy.

Throw your arms around the world

At Christmas time

Even during Christmas season, we won’t necessarily stop interfering with your continent for our good.

But say a prayer – pray for the other ones

At Christmas time – it’s hard but while you’re having fun

Since we are very egocentric, even saying a prayer for someone in another continent is already quite challenging.

There’s a world outside your window – and it’s a world of dread and fear

Where a kiss of love can kill you – and there’s death in every tear

That’s just the idea we have of daily life in Africa. For us, who live amid social isolation, unbearable stress and financial crises, it’s pretty reassuring to know that there is a world outside where people are much worse off than we are.

And the Christmas bells that ring there – are the clanging chimes of doom

This is total nonsense, but creates a nice atmosphere of drama.

Well tonight we’re reaching out and touching you.

That’s not to be taken literally, of course. No-one here would touch an over-infectious African.

No peace and joy this Christmas in West Africa

We had to put in ‘West’ this time to sell this song again, since Ethiopia is not doing badly enough for our purpose. Those who sing the song are immensely rich, so we don’t need the money, but some of us really do need more popularity and public attention, believe us.

The only hope they’ll have is being alive

Where to comfort is to fear

Where to touch is to be scared

In the original version, 30 years ago, we sang ‘there won’t be snow in Africa’. We’ve changed this verse into something else, having done a quick reading in Wikipedia. It’s not great either, but should do the job.

How can they know it’s Christmas time at all

A calendar? TV and Radio? The internet? Africans probably don’t have those. They all live in mud huts, we suppose.

Here’s to you

Raise a glass to everyone

And here’s to them

And all their years to come

Let them know it’s Christmas after all

Especially the 50 % Muslim population who shouldn’t drink and may not have much interest in Christmas.

Feed the world - Let them know it’s Christmastime again

This line is what everyone still knows from our 30-year old song, so we keep it. And it’s good to keep up the old idea that it’s only thanks to us that those people have some bread, while we continue making profits from Africa that dwarf all our donations.

Feel the world - Let them know it’s Christmastime again

Here is a minimum effort to update the old lyrics. From ‘feed’ to ‘feel’ – clever, hum?

Heal the world - Let them know it’s Christmastime again

Another try. We’ve gone from feed to heal in 3 verses, that’s good enough.

Merry Xmas to everyone!

PS: if you really want to know how African feel about them and their country being made the international image of poverty and sanitary problems, check this out:

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/africa/2014/11/bob-geldof-ebola-africa-band-aid-bono-one-direction-famin-20141113833733496.html

or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hppc3o5a3dw.

Wem hilft Band Aid 30 wirklich?

“Do they know it’s Christmas?” ist seit 30 Jahren wieder ein Top Ten Hit in Deutschland.  Vor 30 Jahren haben wir gespendet damit in Äthiopien Kinder mit aufgeblähten Bäuchen wieder zu Kräften kommen um mit ihren Müttern im Dorf um einen weihnachtlich geschmückten Affenbrotbaum zu tanzen, und jetzt um Westafrika vom Ebola Virus zu erlösen.  Was würde aus Afrika ohne diese spendenfreudige hilfsbereite westliche Welt?

Haben sie sich schon mal gefragt was Afrikaner sich am meisten vom Westen wünschen? „Leave us alone“ – Lasst uns endlich in Ruhe; dies ist wohl die Konsensus Antwort. Warum das denn? Auch wenn westliche Entwicklungshilfe und Spenden viel Gutes getan haben, so ist die Bilanz westlicher Einwirkungen doch klar negativ für Afrika und positiv für uns. Der Westen hat Afrika als Kolonien jahrhundertelang ausgebeutet, in Kriegen Bewohner als billiges Kanonenfutter benutzt, danach den Kontinent in sinnlose Länder geteilt (ging auch in Jugoslawien schief) die meist nur von westlich-gestützten Diktatoren regiert werden können, und von westlichen Unternehmen für einen Profit ausgebeutet werden, der alle Spendenhilfen lächerlich erscheinen lässt. Und da die lokale Wirtschaft gezielt zerstört worden ist brauchen die ja weiterhin Spenden, und natürlich Waffen, die wir ihnen gerne verkaufen. Die Westlichen Erklaerungen Afrika helfen zu wollen scheinen also ein recht ironisches Verprechen.

Aber auch wenn Afrika immer noch die Welt bereichert, so haben es viele afrikanische Länder geschafft sich hoch zu arbeiten. Wer weiß, dass Äthiopiens staatliche Fluggesellschaft eine der sichersten und besten weltweit ist? Wollen wir nicht wissen. Wir brauchen dieses erbärmliche Bild Afrikas, denn wir wollen weiterhin einmal im Jahr ein paar Euro spenden was dann 17,5 Kinder für zwei Wochen ernährt, und uns solange mit einem karitativen Wonnegefühl von unseren eigenen Probleme und Untaten ablenkt.

Wie würden sie sich fühlen wenn Deutschland international permanent nur als düsterer Staat dargestellt würde, wo verarmte und vereinsamte alte Menschen sich vor einer rechtsradikalen Bedrohung fürchten? Und dieses Bild Menschen in Benin, Katar oder China gezeigt wird,  damit die etwas spenden um bessere Altenheime zu bauen? Wie wuerden sie sich fuehlen wenn ihr Land weltweit also Symbol der Misere gehandelt wird?

Zusätzlich dazu, dass wir von Afrikanern und ihrem Land Jahrhunderte lang profitiert haben, bevorworten wir sie und verweigern ihnen weiterhin ihre Würde – um uns zu bereichern. Das daraus resultierende Gefühl vom Westen wortwörtlich für blöd verkauft zu werden, ist ein hervorragender Dünger für die Erde auf der machtgierige brutale Gruppen von anti-westlichen pseudo-Islamisten gedeihen. Die freuen sich über unser christliches Weihnachtsgeschenk am meisten.

Was tun? Schenken sie lieber eine DVD von ‚Darwins Alptraum’, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIDQ_4QAaWo, lesen sie was Afrikaner denken http://www.aljazeera.com/news/africa/2014/11/bob-geldof-ebola-africa-band-aid-bono-one-direction-famin-20141113833733496.html, oder sehen sie wie afrikanische Künstler bitter schmunzeln https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hppc3o5a3dw.

Happy 50th Anniversary, Bell's Theorem

It's the 50th anniversary of the Bell's Theorem. Nobody has to date been able to prove it wrong, so now be prepared to give up one of the two following:
locality
reality
One of them has to go...

Death by Elevator

Here is one of the least documented, but nonetheless most devastating evils of our society: the 'DOOR CLOSE' button in elevators. It is supposed to save you time, allow you to decide who is to enter this intimate space with you, or simply give you a feeling of 'being in control' over one of the most unavoidable machines in our life.
However it simply does nothing. Except for annoying and frustrating you with its complete lack of responsiveness, and humiliating you in public.
Yes, conversely to its good mate the 'DOOR OPEN' button, the 'DOOR CLOSE' button it is simply a daily reminder of our insignificance and absence of control over our life.
The only thing you can do, is to enter the elevator and wait - and then hit the 'DOOR CLOSE' just before the elevator would have closed it's steal doors anyway. It takes some training, but at least showcases you as a person in control to your lift mates.

The Pope's 10 tips for happiness.

It doesn't matter that I am not a Catholic Christian; this Pope 'my pope', and a true guide.
http://edition.cnn.com/2014/08/04/opinion/parini-pope-10-tips-for-happiness/index.html?hpt=hp_c3

Bioscience Faculty position outside the US

Given the ongoing deterioration of living and working conditions for US scientists in faculty positionsm more and more scientists in the US have asked me what are the options elsewhere, especially in Europe. Here is my latest answer to one of them:

Concerning research in Europe:

I think there is a north->south degradation of conditions. Research in Norway, Sweden, Switzerland, Denmark, Germany and maybe Finland seems ok. Especially Germany seems to do quite well, however obtaining permanent positions is very very difficult. But especially in the former eastern (and now nice) part of Germany (Leipzig, Dresden) there appear to be quite some openings. UK had some certain reductions in funding, but might still be an option. In general, the higher (full-professor) positions in Europe/UK are not as well paid as in the US, but the annex (hidden) costs of living are cheaper (health care, child care, education). However salaries in Norway and Switzerland should be high, however cost of living is extremely high too, so it balances out. Swiss is a great option, if you manage to find a position there (difficult!). Positions are well paid, and it seems that Switzerland funding success rate is around 40 %. As an insider's tip, there is Austria. Austria has been a bid 'hidden' internationally, but has some good research going on, and appears to have openings in bioscience. In particular in some institute in Vienna, maybe the IMBA, but need to check.

France is going down, steadily. A few research positions are open each year, but the salaries are appalling, funding is difficult, and governmental support for research is crumbling. Also you need to be somehow connected to a lab in France to have the necessary support. However, there are a few good places to do research in France, so if you are desperate…

Science in Spain, Italy, Portugal is on a highway to hell.

If you would still consider other countries, I can suggest Australia (still good funding available) and maybe New Zealand (low salaries but also low cost of living). If you are more adventurous: South Korea. If you don't mind heat: Middle East. Qatar is still building up new institutes with huge amounts of investments. And there is KAUST in Saudi Arabia.

You could also consider South Africa (Cape Town, I'D say.).

good luck!

Reductionism, Globalization and Faith

Dear Dr. Malki,

I have read your book Reductionism, Globalization and Faith with much joy and relief. The world needs people like you and your co-author Robert Stucky who are strong, dedicated and didactic advocates for a religion and faith that unifies, rather than divides.

Your text uses historic, logical, religious and scientific arguments to establish the Oneness of all of us, and all our expressions of faith and spirituality, under one God. By eloquently establishing that a reductionist interpretation of spirituality is in contradiction with the very basis of every religion, your essay chiefly refutes spiritual discrimination.

Why do we still need such books? Isn’t this openness, oneness, love and respect already clearly at the heart of all holy scriptures, and hasn’t this message been echoed ever since by a multitude of persons of all faiths? Isn’t the reconnection of all of us with this love and oneness the very goal of all religions? 

If so, how can it be explained that someone can very strictly follow the prescriptions of a religion, yet still no understand? Could the same type of persons read your book, and use it as a rational proof for the superiority of a strict monotheism over other religions which include veneration of multiple gods and/or statues or trees? Can even your book be used to divide?

How can so many believe that the greatness of God can never fully and satisfactorily be expressed in human words, yet be ready to kill or lose their own life in order to increase the number of persons who use their specific words for God?

As you recall in your book, a religion should show us the way to reconnect with the reality we call God. Why do the world’s religions fail for so many of their followers?

One of the prophets said ‘the beginning of the way [to God] is love and goodness’.  Most of us, however, are filled with fear, anger and frustration. We don’t understand ourselves, and hence we cannot understand God. But we can easily be misguided, and never notice that we are not on the route to God. How can we learn to understand and accept ourselves, how can we get ready to find God? An obvious answer would be by doing what all prophets have done—don’t follow prevailing misconceptions blindly, but mediate and seek relentlessly for yourself. Again, this is no secret, so we all could do it. However this spiritual path is long, requires relentless effort and awareness, and ultimately has to be found and walked by each of us on our own. Your book, and your actions, are a very valuable guide to motivate us to discover and proceed along this way. Thank you!

regards

BLT

The critical state of scientists-when do we jump?

You certainly know the image of the frog, that you can place in cold water. If you heat the water slowly, the frog will not jump out of the water, until it dies.
That is the current state of scientists in most countries, and especially in so-called first-world countries. The water has been heating up slowly for about 20 years, and is now hot enough to be life threatening. Following 6-10 years of working as underpaid graduate students or post-docs, most find no jobs, and have to drop out or convert to another profession. Those lucky scientists who obtained a faculty position now spend typically 60++ hours at work each week-but not because exciting research, but because of the permanent threat to lose everything if they do not find the next funding for their research. Facing a <6 --="" --not="" a="" almost="" and="" angst="" applications="" can="" certainly="" creativity="" does="" for="" grant="" innovate.="" live="" money="" most="" needed="" never="" not="" over="" p="" permanent="" rate="" scientific="" searching...="" stimulate="" stop="" success="" the="" to="" truth.="" we="" which="" with="" work="">As governmental funding is being reduced each year, or being only attributed to particular areas, we need to search for funds from industry sources. Although funding should not dictate the outcome of a study (but sometimes it does, just to assure that funding continues...), funding dictates the focus of our research. Hence, subjects that are of no value, or of harm, to the funding body will not be subject to scrutiny. As science loses its independent voice for the good of humankind, scientists feel increasingly frustrated for having become salesman of science. We're burned out, disillusioned, frustrated, panicked. But we don't jump. We still love science, and most importantly, we have nowhere to jump on to.
In the meantime, all those 'first world' countries slowly lose the scientific advantage they had for the last century. Without innovation and technology, there is no sustainable future. 

The World's End?

All day and night, music,
a quiet and bright
reedsong. If it
fades, we fade.

Rumi
(transl. C. Barks)

Fête de la musique in Saudi Arabia

21. of June, for the fete de la musique I managed to find a particularly dead street in a particularly derelict area next to Thuwal, Saudi Arabia. Sitting there at dusk alone between Red Sea, sand and obsolete human constructions, I listened to the intersecting chorals of three muezzins calling for prayer from different distances; this was actually one of the better musical experiences I had at the fête de la musique.

So God created mankind in his own image

Monotheistic religions somehow assume that God created humans in her own image. Hence we are the closest to God, and the most like God. I wonder how we got to this idea? Currently, we are most actively destroying our planet, which supposedly is God's creation. We know that our current behaviour is unsustainable, and will devastate our planet already in our life time, or at least in our children's lifetime. But we don't stop because of our short-term benefits of doing so. If you completely eliminate a species from our planet, typically it has negative effects on the stability and long-term survival of ecosystems. Except for us. If you take away humankind from the earth now, every single ecosystem will tremendously be relieved and may flourish. Eliminate humans, everything improves. Why would God choose such a useless and globally damaging creature as her image? Or rather, what makes us think that our behaviour is closest to God's?

truth & religion

Krishnamurthi said that 'truth cannot be given to you by someone - you have to discover it by yourself'. The same is true for spirituality - it cannot be given to you, you have to discover it. That is why mystics of all origins understand each other, whereas fundamentalists of all religions hate all those who do not use the exact same religious doctrine.
Mohammed, Jesus, Buddha, all prophets discovered their spirituality on their own; they were mystics who would have understood each other. Why don't their disciples? - Because they follow their doctrine rather than their method.