It's said that if monkeys hack long enough on a typewriter, than they will inexorably end up writing something that makes sense.
Let's see if this is also true for scientists...



Thursday, 11 November 2010

Maths of war

Only a few people actually win a war; most lose, whatever side they are on.

Thursday, 21 October 2010

Periodicity in French strikes?

Yep, the French strike against the gouvernement's plan to increase the minnimum retirement age from 60 to 62 (!!)
Even A-level students strike against it. As if they cared…
A 57-year old American colleague here told me that he would never work in France, because he would not accept that he has to stop working at 65 …
Another colleagues' father (65) intended to stop working now, but since their home had a costly flooding problem to be repaired, he will be working a couple of years more to pay it off. In France he would have to retire.

A recent book review article in SCIENCE talked about the suggestion that economical crises are caused by people's mood in a periodic manner, as opposed to economics shaping peoples' moods.
Is there a periodicity in French strikes?

Wednesday, 4 August 2010

The unbearable quest of being a special being: Top US first names

Howard (female!!)
Carlos (female!!)
La Rue (female)
Bean (female)
DeLynn (?? pronounced Dylan??)
Nichelle (almost Michelle)
M'lissa (female, in a rush)
Meladee (Melanie when pronounced with a blocked nose)
Gi'Zelle (Giselle with a hic-up)
Tonya (female, a huge Tanja)
La Shaunte (female)
Andria (female, all but Andrea)
Aundrietta (Andrietta's aunt?)
Siendie (aka Cindy??)
Jene' (this accent slipped into a hyphen)
Brryan (no spelling mistake)
Debrorah (a roaring Deborah?)
Jonathon (= Jonathan + John?)
Shithead (female, unconfirmed source).
Wash (a very clean male)
Trash (his dirty female counterpart, just left a message on my phone; spelling need to be confirmed)
Emileight (that's a light version of Emily)
Darick (that's Derek with a strong Texan accent)
Deicy (That's once the ice was taken off Daisy).
Alfre (could the person who stole the 'd' please bring it back?)


Saturday, 24 July 2010

counterclockwise derwish

In the middle-eastern sufi tradition, dervishes turn clockwise.
Do dervishes in the Southern hemisphere turn counter-clockwise?

Thursday, 1 July 2010

Journal of Rejected Grant Proposals

Wouldn't that be great?
The Journal of Rejected Grant Proposals (JRGP) publishes definitively rejected applications for scientific fundings in all areas of science, with a particular emphasis on cross-disciplinary and high-risk/high-impact proposals.

Sunday, 6 June 2010

Give and Take

First we poisoned the earth, now earth is poisoning us.
Better burn your own fat on a bicycle, rather than burn fossil fat in your car.

Monday, 24 May 2010

Happiness is a skill that can be learned.

It has long been assumed that economic prosperity brings happiness. However, the evidence is to the contrary. Economic growth in developed countries has gone hand-inhand with a rise in mental and behavioural disorders, family breakdown, social exclusion and diminished social trust. In China, for example, a 2009 study by German sociologists showed that the lifting of hundreds of millions of people out of poverty in the 1990s has been accompanied by an alarming decrease in life satisfaction at every level of income, in both rural and urban areas.
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Happiness is a skill that can be learned.

from
Happiness breeds prosperity Nature, by F. Huppert
http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v464/n7293/pdf/4641275a.pdf

Tuesday, 18 May 2010

The End of White Supremacy

The sequencing of the Neanderthal genome proves clearly that all human races, EXCEPT Africans, have 2-4 % of Neanderthal genes. Probably both species mated just after Homo sapiens left Africa. Would this explain why rednecks look (and behave) more archaic than the blacks they consider inferior?
In any way; unless you are African, let's embrace the Neanderthal in us!

Friday, 14 May 2010

Old Fashioned Chemistry

"Old Fashioned Ginger Snaps":
INGREDIENTS:
Wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid, sugar, partially hydrogenated syobean and/or cottonseed oil, molasses, ginger, caramel color, salt, baking soda, monocalcium phosphate, ammonium bicarbonate, cinnamon, dextrose, red pepper, high fructose corn syrup, cloves, coco processed with alkali, corn starch, soy lecithin, whey (milk), natural and artificial flavours.

- JUST LIKE IN THE GOOD OL' DAYS!

Wednesday, 14 April 2010

Asians and Caucasians: a matter of the Cauc

There are Asians and Caucasians. I really don't know what a 'Cauc' is but it it doesn't seem to be a nice or desirable quality to have as a prefix!

Saturday, 27 March 2010

Triggerring the scruffy-gene

Smoking appears to inhibit natural needs for corporal hygiene and cleanness of habitat. The more they smoke, the scruffier they are the happier they seem and the more they want to come socialise.
To a lesser extend, but still, this is true for dog owners.

NEVER get a smoking dog owner as landlord, lodger, neighbour etc.

Saturday, 20 March 2010

The rise and fall of Gurus and alikes

The lives of Guru's and other holy men (woman less so!) are similar to great empires. There's a frugal growth period of energetic frank drive and search towards the goal; then a grand period of achievement and accumulation of followers and power; and finally the inexorable decadence and fall for fame, power, money and sex.
ecce huMAN nature (woman seem to be doing much better!).

choose your guru young and honest, or simply choose her.

Wednesday, 3 March 2010

Neuronal inhibition of God

From Neuron, Volume 65, Issue 3, 309-319, 11 February 2010 


The predisposition of human beings toward spiritual feeling, thinking, and behaviors is measured by a supposedly stable personality trait called self-transcendence. Although a few neuroimaging studies suggest that neural activation of a large fronto-parieto-temporal network may underpin a variety of spiritual experiences, information on the causative link between such a network and spirituality is lacking. Combining pre- and post-neurosurgery personality assessment with advanced brain-lesion mapping techniques, we found that selective damage to left and right inferior posterior parietal regions induced a specific increase of self-transcendence. Therefore, modifications of neural activity in temporoparietal areas may induce unusually fast modulations of a stable personality trait related to transcendental self-referential awareness. These results hint at the active, crucial role of left and right parietal systems in determining self-transcendence and cast new light on the neurobiological bases of altered spiritual and religious attitudes and behaviors in neurological and mental disorders.

Long term enlightenment

Becoming enlightened is not a problem; in fact I become enlightened typically about 3-5 times a week. The problem is to stay enlightened for more than 5 seconds!

Tuesday, 2 February 2010

American Football

I think it is a great relief for the rest of the world, that the US are not much interested in soccer.With their potential of people, enthusiasm for sport, money and avant-garde drugs, they could put up an all-star football (=soccer) team almost impossible to beat.

Friday, 29 January 2010

Admin satisfaction

Administrators feel the most useful and humane when they finally solve the problems that they created.

Wednesday, 20 January 2010

Modern statistics for the modern man

The HRA institutional results indicate that 64% of our employees who completed the HRA were overweight (27%) or obese (37%). Obesity has been shown to increase the risk of cancer, as well as coronary heart disease, stroke, high blood pressure and diabetes.


2 out of 3 persons are far too fat!


 The first phase of this initiative was launched in December with the installation of more than 100 food and beverage vending machines around the institution. The new machines offer more healthful snack items and diet sodas at lower or competitive pricing. The machines will contain 20% healthy food items.

Even the new health-improved machines offer 80% of unhealthy food! 

Congratulations to the managers of fast food producing facilities!