Cycling like God in France

Bicycle lanes in France are used as (in order of frequency):
Dog-poo depository
Place where to smash empty wine or beer bottles
Speedway for motorbikes and pizza-delivery mopeds
Short-to-middle term parking spaces for vehicles of all sorts
Place where pedestrians can walk, while listening to loud music and staring at their feet (to avoid dog-poo)
Bicycle lanes