It's said that if monkeys hack long enough on a typewriter, than they will inexorably end up writing something that makes sense.
Let's see if this is also true for scientists...



Friday 29 January 2010

Admin satisfaction

Administrators feel the most useful and humane when they finally solve the problems that they created.

Wednesday 20 January 2010

Modern statistics for the modern man

The HRA institutional results indicate that 64% of our employees who completed the HRA were overweight (27%) or obese (37%). Obesity has been shown to increase the risk of cancer, as well as coronary heart disease, stroke, high blood pressure and diabetes.


2 out of 3 persons are far too fat!


 The first phase of this initiative was launched in December with the installation of more than 100 food and beverage vending machines around the institution. The new machines offer more healthful snack items and diet sodas at lower or competitive pricing. The machines will contain 20% healthy food items.

Even the new health-improved machines offer 80% of unhealthy food! 

Congratulations to the managers of fast food producing facilities!